Gossip

I don’t really do gossip, but after the programme on Channel 4 last night, I feel this could be the right forum to reveal that, some years ago, I went on a date with Ms Heather Mills. I’m not sure she knew it was a date, but I did see all her legs (she had four – swimming, ski-ing, running and walking).

I feel this is a wholly legitimate claim to fame and, just for the record, my impression was not of a bad woman in any way, although certainly one of the toughest women I’ve ever met. And memorable, for sure.