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Horrible Histories proudly presents its wicked river tour of the Terrible Thames!

So climb aboard and prepare to hear the horrible history of the most famous river in the world!

Take a dive into the lives (and deaths!) of Britain’s most notorious characters, in the history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

There are incredible stories, glorious views, exciting sea shanties and even the chance to sing yourself. Whether you love Horrible Histories or just want a sightseeing tour of the Thames, this is the trip for you and your family!

Tour Dates

03 Apr 2025 - 03 Sep 2025
Tower Bridge Quay, London
03 Apr 2025 - 03 Sep 2025

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Reviews

"A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!"
The Sun
"A fun, enjoyable, spirited alternative to more po-faced London tourism – may it sail on and on!"
Time Out
"A wonderful and entertaining trip - immersive theatre at its best. It cannot fail to surprise and delight!"
Global Mouse Travels
"It was clear that as everyone disembarked, they were exhilarated!"
LondonTopia
"A terribly good London adventure for families – it appeals to the kiddos on every level"
London For Kids
"It’s fantastic - a unique take on the standard sightseeing tour and a great way for the whole family to explore London together. I’d definitely say it’s one of the best things to do in London with kids."
Globe Trotting
"We disembarked from the boat on a real high, going over everything we’d learnt"
BritMums
"My kids were thoroughly entertained and begged to go on the tour again!"
Theatre Bubble
"A unique take on London to thrill both children and adults alike!"
Southend Theatre Scene
"This is nothing like your usual boat tour - a great whistlestop tour filled with unusual facts and stories you won’t get anywhere else! We loved it!"
Cardiff Mummy
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Cast

Bruce Allinson
Bruce Allinson
Oliver Britten
Oliver Britten
Thomas Cove
Thomas Cove
Rob Cummings
Rob Cummings
James Elliott
James Elliott
Darren Latham
Darren Latham
Owen Mackinnon
Owen Mackinnon
Emily O'Sullivan
Emily O’Sullivan
Laura Pigott
Laura Pigott
Harry Sutherland
Harry Sutherland
Lilia Wood
Lilia Wood

Creative Team

Writers – Terry Deary and Neal Foster

Director – Neal Foster

Designer – Jackie Trousdale

Composer – Matthew Scott

Sound Designer – Nick Sagar

Choreographer – Kenn Oldfield

Costume Supervisor – Nia Evans

Production Manager – Adrian Littlejohns

Sound Operators – Hannah Reymes-Clemerson, Ryan Jones, Jamie Forester, Jasmine Renshaw